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Funny Retired, Sunset Ocean, DIY Profession Gag Business Card

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Funny Retired, Sunset Ocean, DIY Profession Gag Business Card

Funny Retired, Sunset Ocean, DIY Profession Gag Business Card

Are you retired or retiring soon? This Sunset Ocean design is a great gag card to hand out to friends and family at parties or at work to let them know the big day has arrived. Works well for any profession. Great for Interior Designers, Consultants, Lawyers, Corporate Professionals, Realtors, Sales Associates, Estate Planners and more. Customize with any funny info you can dream up. Beautiful Sunset Ocean, Rocks and Beach scene with white text.
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Product ID: 256758516642499412
Created on: 12/8/2020, 5:27 AM
Rating: G 
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