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Funny Retro Wedding Card

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Size: 4" x 5.6"

Custom thank you cards for small things, big things, and everything in between.

  • Dimensions: 4" x 5.6" (portrait or landscape)
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed
  • Add photos and text to both sides of this folded card at no extra charge
  • 4 curated paper types to choose from

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

Funny Retro Wedding Card

Celebrate their "Big Day" with a card that tells it like bit is. Featuring a classic 1930s rubber_hose animation style, this card shows our cheerful character happily accepting their new "ball and chain" (metaphorically speaking, of course). It's the perfect balance of vintage charm and modern snark-ideal for the couple that values a good laugh over a sappy poem. High-contrast, gritty, and just a little bit cynical, it's a wedding card they'll actually remember.

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By Sandra F.October 23, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Thank You Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Providers was able to put on the card exactly what I wanted. Thank you .
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By Terry K.May 16, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Thank You Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I only wanted one card, but somehow the quantity was 50! Maybe it was a default setting and I should of be more thorough. I've never had this issue with cards and the low price which I thought was a Zazzle discount not $1.23, but $100.23. Totally my bad and I didn't realize the mistake until the cards were shipped. My wife says it's funny and we'll make our son open up all 50 cards -each with some money! Looks great and nicely done.
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By Jan N.April 29, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Thank You Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Very nice tribute for completing a difficult accomplishment! .

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funny wedding cardball and chain jokerubber hose styleimpractical humormodern marriage witalternative wedding cardvintage animation artsarcastic marriage congratsretro wedding humor

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Funny Retro Wedding Card
Product ID: 256988446901827047
Created on: 4/24/2026, 10:06 AM
Rating: G