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Funny Valentine Shopping List Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait or landscape)
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed
  • Add photos and text to both sides of this flat card at no extra charge
  • 4 curated paper types to choose from
  • *Recipient addressing is always free. Premium designs and return address printing are available as optional upgrades.

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

Funny Valentine Shopping List Card

A funny Valentine card for the partner who shares your lovely, practical life. Chocolate and time together make the romantic shopping list, toothpaste supplies the joke, and the inside celebrates the person beside you through the everyday bits. Front: I wrote you a very romantic shopping list. Inside: My favorite person. It starts with chocolate and ends with spending time together. Somewhere in the middle, I remembered toothpaste. I love our lovely, practical, slightly ridiculous life, and I am very happy that the person beside me is you. Love you, practical bits and all. All four faces have full-color artwork, with one continuous illustration spanning both inside pages. Brief handwritten-style headings pair with readable message text and room for your own note. Designed for a 5 x 7 inch portrait folded card. Review the actual paper, envelope, format, shipping, tax and price options on Zazzle. Zazzle prints and ships the physical card when ordered. If selected, the personal-use Instant Download is a digital option and does not include a shipped card or envelope. Original illustration and writing created with AI assistance and reviewed by That Brands!

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By Tori K.February 6, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I really loved this card a lot and it was exactly how I wanted it. .
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By Connie M.January 21, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
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By Edward C.February 24, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Very nice Valentine’s Day card, I was able to personalize it. The photo came out excellent, my wife was extremely impressed. Thank you,.

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Funny Valentine Shopping List Card
Product ID: 256981832433683068
Created on: 10/22/2026, 4:55 AM
Rating: G