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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
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Illegal Farts Card

Illegal Farts Card

Maybe there's something unique to a Dad's diet, or maybe it's just something that happens when you become a father. Whatever the reason, there is no denying that there is no fart more potent, pungent or likely to cause wallpaper to peel off than that of a Dad. Other people fart, but you have to admit that your Dad's farts are probably what the air in Hell smells like, and if the United Nations were to discover them, your Dad's bottom would be registered as a factory producing weapons of mass destruction. This is a great Fathers Day or birthday card, making an affectionate joke about your Dad's farts.

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By Michelle L.June 20, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Looks exactly like the picture online. Everything is good quality and I will be definitely ordering from them again. Card and print was very good. Very neat and clear aswell!!
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By Rebecca S.July 3, 2021Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I ordered this card for my dad for Father’s Day, and even after scanning the photos the quality was still great! He loved it!! The printing was perfect. Could not of asked for anything else.
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By E.June 11, 2019Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I am very pleased with my order. It arrived safely with no damages or problems. Looks just like the images shown yet even better in person. Thank you! I am satisfied with how the printing turned out. There were no smudges or stains. The colors turned out great. Very nice!

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Product ID: 137528397196870541
Created on: 6/4/2009, 2:08 AM
Rating: G