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Inspirational Parking Skills Sarcastic Bad Parking Business Card

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Signature Matte is our best-selling paper—timeless, elegant, and crafted for a premium feel. With its softly textured, uncoated matte finish and sturdy 18 point thickness, it delivers a refined look and lasting impression. Made exclusively for Zazzle by Neenah, it blends print clarity, sustainability, and elevated style.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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  • Made with 30% post-consumer waste
  • Made and printed in the USA

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Inspirational Parking Skills Sarcastic Bad Parking Business Card

Inspirational Parking Skills Sarcastic Bad Parking Business Card

Ever been left speechless by someone’s truly inspiring parking job? Now you don’t have to be. Introducing the ultimate passive-aggressive masterpiece: a sleek business card that reads, "Wow. Just wow. Your parking skills are...inspirational." Perfect for those moments when words fail and parallel lines are merely a suggestion. Whether they’re hogging two spots, sideways in a compact space, or redefining "creative parking," this card says it all—with biting sarcasm and a touch of humor. Slip one under a wiper and walk away knowing justice (well, sarcasm) has been served.
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Product ID: 256836236199758218
Created on: 6/26/2025, 7:25 PM
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