Designed with a bright white background, this card features a lanky gray hare sprinting across the lower right corner, long ears streaming back and a toothy grin that feels like a teasing dare 🐇. The hare clutches a decorated Easter egg filled with soft blues, sunny yellows, and pinks, dotted with small white circles that add a sweet spring touch 🌷. Up near the top, large rounded orange letters read, “Have a HAPPY EASTER!” and the wording sits centered with plenty of open space around it. Beneath the running hare, a smaller line of black text delivers the joke: “or I’ll kick ya in the keester.” The contrast between the warm greeting above and the cheeky warning below creates a friendly, teasing back-and-forth, like a close friend who nudges you with a grin. Simple outlines and light shading keep the focus on the hare’s motion and the egg’s pastel patterns. The orange headline stands out strongly against the white field while the black punchline sits closer to the bottom, tucked just under the hare’s feet. The egg’s stripes and dots are clearly visible, with the white polka dots scattered across the pastel sections.