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Remember Foreplay? – Funny Rude Card

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Size: 4" x 5.6"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 4" x 5.6" (portrait or landscape)
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed
  • Add photos and text to both sides of this folded card at no extra charge
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Remember Foreplay? – Funny Rude Card

Getting older certainly changes the meaning of romance! This hilarious anniversary card features an older couple in bed discussing their aches, pains and whether they're still up for a little romance. These days, foreplay is less about passion and more about a full risk assessment! Featuring colorful original cartoon artwork and a cheeky punchline, this card is perfect for husbands, wives, long-married couples and anyone who enjoys a good laugh about getting older together. A brilliant choice for anniversaries, Valentine's Day or simply making your other half smile. Part of the Cards Behaving Badly collection.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating18K Total Reviews
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By Betty B.October 16, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
This is going to be a special card for our 55th Anniversary. I love that I can personalize it the way I want,.
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By Alexei K.August 22, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I am very pleased with my purchase. I will definitely order again. The couple loved it. Thank you! This card turned out better than I could have imagined.
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By Susan R.July 1, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I ordered the large card by mistake but glad I did! Beautiful color for her, the purple lover. Written as designed. Excellent just as I wrote it with correct font

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funny anniversary cardrude anniversary cardgetting older humormarriage humorfunny foreplay jokeolder couple humorcheeky anniversaryhusband and wifefunny romantic cardadult humor

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Remember Foreplay? – Funny Rude Card
Product ID: 256213738235375477
Created on: 10/23/2026, 6:30 AM
Rating: G