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Well a little while ago I decided I was bored, and having sold a design to a popular T-shirt site I had an idea. I would take every weird little idea my brain farted out and put it on a shirt! Now honestly some of those ideas are offensive, but like a good train wreck ya just gotta look don't ya!! Our mission statement: To provide you with entertainment you can wear, to shock and sometimes even offend you, for you to fund my excessive sloth, and to generally make the world a better place through laughter or at least some snickering. And besides, you have to realize that if I have offended you, to bad, it's what I do. You really need to ask yourself why your offended and really decide if it has any relevance. Political correctness is for the weak minded and spiritless. Just a thought.... Regards, Absenteekendoka!
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