Earth Speaks Out

One evening when it was hot and cold and sweaty and dry all at the same time, I had a spiritual experience. I felt a powerful entity channeling through me. It turned out to be non- other than EARTH! Can you believe it? Turns out Earth's an old Jewish woman. Who else would sit in the dark for six billion years and not say a word? But now that she's recruited me to be her personal dummy there's no shutting her up! So if I start to whine, kavetch and complain just remember that it's not me! It's #YourMutha Earth and she wants us all to clean up our ACT! Thanks for supporting the cause! Even a dummy needs one, you know!