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Welcome to JunieFermentine — the sassiest corner of the internet where bold fruit, hot gossip, and chaotic charm collide. I’m the mind behind Marianne and the Dragon Who Couldn’t Count, the Junie Fermentine Mysteries, and the fruity chaos queen herself, Junie. From stickers that stir up trouble to merch that makes your wine-loving aunt cackle, this shop serves tart truth with a wink.
🍒 Come for the puns.
🍋 Stay for the secrets.
🍇 Leave with something wildly unexpected.
Perfect for troublemakers, brunch queens, cozy crime solvers, and anyone whose safe word is “marmalade.”
Let’s get juicy. 🍹💅 #FreeJunie
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Certified Juicy Watermelon PopSocket Grip – Funny
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Respect Your Elders – Funny Wine Grape bottle
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Peach Please Funny Vinyl Cut Sticker
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Peach Please Funny Two-toned Two-Tone Coffee Mug
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Respect Your Elders Fermented Ones Funny Wine Love Two-Tone Coffee Mug
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Emotional Support Blueberries Tote Bag
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Certified Juicy Fruit Sticker Sheet
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Squeeze Me I Dare You | Funny Lemon Water Bottle
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Squeeze Me, I Dare You™ Funny Lemon Mug – Two-Tone
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Berry Sassy™ Strawberry Wrapping Paper – Junie Fer
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Certified Juicy™ – Lime Circle Sticker
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Certified Juicy™ – Lime Badge Pin
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Ingredients: Fruit, Fire and Fabulous – Market Tot Tote Bag
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Will Trade Gossip for Grapes – Funny Grocery Tote Bag
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Squeeze Me I Dare You – Sassy Lemon Laptop Sticker
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Certified Juicy Fruit Sticker Sheet
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Squeeze Me I Dare You – Sassy Lemon Laptop Sticker
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Peach Please Funny Two-toned Two-Tone Coffee Mug
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Certified Juicy Watermelon PopSocket Grip – Funny
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Respect Your Elders Fermented Ones Funny Wine Love Two-Tone Coffee Mug
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Berry Sassy™ Strawberry Wrapping Paper – Junie Fer
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Certified Juicy™ – Lime Badge Pin
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Certified Juicy™ – Lime Circle Sticker
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Squeeze Me I Dare You | Funny Lemon Water Bottle
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Squeeze Me, I Dare You™ Funny Lemon Mug – Two-Tone
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Will Trade Gossip for Grapes – Funny Grocery Tote Bag
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Emotional Support Blueberries Tote Bag
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Ingredients: Fruit, Fire and Fabulous – Market Tot Tote Bag
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Peach Please Funny Vinyl Cut Sticker
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Respect Your Elders – Funny Wine Grape bottle
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