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SUDO TEE is a small store of tech humor for the people who keep everything running — developers, sysadmins, DevOps engineers, and anyone with a rack of servers in a closet at home. Every design starts as a joke that only lands if you've lived it: a cat asleep on a server rack, a printer that smells fear, a daemon that isn't a demon, a process that refuses to die. They're built as clean, flat two- and three-color illustrations and prepared at full print resolution, so they stay sharp on whatever you put them on — a mug on your desk, a mouse pad, a sticker on the back of a laptop, a notebook, a tote, or a shirt. Looking for a gift for the person who fixes everything? Most of these read just as well on a mug or a mouse pad as they do on a shirt, so pick whatever suits the desk it's going to. And if you want one of these designs on a product you don't see here yet, just ask — I'd rather make the thing you actually want.
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