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Welcome to Teequilibrium – The Art of Wearing Words. At Teequilibrium, we believe that the right words can turn heads, spark conversations, and make reality feel just a little less... real. Our T-shirts are bold, thought-provoking, and hilariously unhinged, featuring absurd, surreal, and downright unpredictable slogans—with zero distractions from graphics. No flashy designs. No gimmicks. Just words that hit different. 🔹 Wear something that makes people pause. 🔹 Balance between nonsense and genius. 🔹 Let your T-shirt do the talking. Because normal is boring, and silence is overrated. 👕 Explore the collection & embrace the absurd! 🚀
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EVERYTHING YOU READ IS TRUE. INCLUDING THIS LIE T-Shirt
EVERYTHING YOU READ IS TRUE. INCLUDING THIS LIE T-Shirt
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I'M NOT WEARING THIS SHIRT IT'S WEARING ME
I'M NOT WEARING THIS SHIRT IT'S WEARING ME
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THIS SENTENCE IS WEARING A PERSON T-Shirt
THIS SENTENCE IS WEARING A PERSON T-Shirt
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I LET THE WIND STYLE MY HAIR T-Shirt
I LET THE WIND STYLE MY HAIR T-Shirt
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I STARE AT MY PHONE AT 1% JUST TO SEE WHO GIVES UP T-Shirt
I STARE AT MY PHONE AT 1% JUST TO SEE WHO GIVES UP T-Shirt
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I wink at mannequins just in case they’re real T-Shirt
I wink at mannequins just in case they’re real T-Shirt
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I INHALE OXYGEN RECREATIONALLY T-Shirt
I INHALE OXYGEN RECREATIONALLY T-Shirt
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MY FRIDGE IS COOLER THAN I'LL EVER BE T-Shirt
MY FRIDGE IS COOLER THAN I'LL EVER BE T-Shirt
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I CAN PREDICT THE PAST T-Shirt
I CAN PREDICT THE PAST T-Shirt
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I CAN PREDICT THE PAST T-Shirt
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I CAN PREDICT THE PAST T-Shirt
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EVERYTHING YOU READ IS TRUE. INCLUDING THIS LIE T-Shirt
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EVERYTHING YOU READ IS TRUE. INCLUDING THIS LIE T-Shirt
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THIS SENTENCE IS WEARING A PERSON T-Shirt
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THIS SENTENCE IS WEARING A PERSON T-Shirt
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I STARE AT MY PHONE AT 1% JUST TO SEE WHO GIVES UP T-Shirt
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I STARE AT MY PHONE AT 1% JUST TO SEE WHO GIVES UP T-Shirt
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I LET THE WIND STYLE MY HAIR T-Shirt
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I LET THE WIND STYLE MY HAIR T-Shirt
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I'M NOT WEARING THIS SHIRT IT'S WEARING ME
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I'M NOT WEARING THIS SHIRT IT'S WEARING ME
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MY FRIDGE IS COOLER THAN I'LL EVER BE T-Shirt
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MY FRIDGE IS COOLER THAN I'LL EVER BE T-Shirt
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I INHALE OXYGEN RECREATIONALLY T-Shirt
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I INHALE OXYGEN RECREATIONALLY T-Shirt
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I wink at mannequins just in case they’re real T-Shirt
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I wink at mannequins just in case they’re real T-Shirt
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