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I went on a pretty terrible date that inspired a Facebook rant that I called The Queso Protocol. This shop is here to share your strong feelings about queso, margaritas, tacos, mimosas, and other such frivolity with others.

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Pro Snuggle T Shirt
Pro Snuggle T Shirt
Sale Price $14.44. Original Price $18.05. Comp. value
Too Pretty for Prison Mug
Too Pretty for Prison Mug
Sale Price $18.36. Original Price $22.95. Comp. value
So Excited I Could Pee Glitter Mug
So Excited I Could Pee Glitter Mug
Sale Price $13.48. Original Price $16.85. Comp. value
Too Pretty for Prison Mug
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Too Pretty for Prison Mug
Sale Price $18.36. Original Price $22.95. Comp. value
So Excited I Could Pee Glitter Mug
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So Excited I Could Pee Glitter Mug
Sale Price $13.48. Original Price $16.85. Comp. value
Pro Snuggle T Shirt
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Pro Snuggle T Shirt
Sale Price $14.44. Original Price $18.05. Comp. value