By remaining on the Site or clicking “OK,” you consent to Zazzle’s Terms of Use and Privacy Notice, and to Zazzle’s use of cookies and similar technologies (including those provided by third parties), which retain information to enable the Zazzle experience, track interactions, advertise, and for other related purposes. You may opt-out of this tracking by updating your cookies preferences.

Save up to 30% on Invitations, Calendars & More* Shop Now ➞

Search for products or designs

Sell on Zazzle쑢Shopping Cart

WeddingsOpens a menu with links to top wedding-related pages.

Invitations & Stationery >
Wedding Invitations
Save the Dates
Enclosure Cards
Rehearsal Dinner Invitations
RSVP Cards
Thank You Cards
Wedding Announcements
Bachelor Party Invitations
Bachelorette Invitations
Bridal Shower Invitations
Mailing Accessories
Envelopes
Décor & Party Supplies >
Posters & Prints
Seating Charts
Banners
Wedding Tabletop Signs
Napkins
Table Serving & Décor
Bachelor Party Supplies
Bachelorette Party Supplies
Bridal Shower Supplies
Guest Books
Menus
Programs
Favors >
Candy Favors & Drink Mixes
Wedding Matches
Wedding Can Coolers
Packaging >
Stickers & Labels
Favor Tags
Wine Bottle Labels
Gifts >
Wedding Party Gifts
Newlywed Gifts
Wedding Albums
Games & Activities >
Cornhole & Bag Toss
Wedding Themes
Boho Weddings
Retro Weddings
Minimalist Weddings
Classic Weddings
Rustic Weddings
Floral Weddings
Character Weddings
Shop Weddings >

Your wedding, our expertise
Shop Weddings at Zazzle.

Create Your OwnOpens a menu with links to top Create-Your-Own products.

Accessories >
Buttons
Tote Bags
Keychains
Baby & Kids >
Baby Clothes
Feeding Supplies
Clothing Labels
Clothing & Shoes >
T-Shirts
Hoodies & Sweatshirts
Socks
Crafts & Party Supplies >
Party Signs & Banners
Stickers
Wrapping Paper
Electronics >
Phone Cases
Mouse Pads & Desk Mats
Speakers
Office & School >
Business Cards
Badges
Post-it® Notes
Home Décor >
Pillows
Blankets
Mugs
Sports, Toys, & Games >
Pickleball Paddles
Cornhole Sets
Puzzles
Wall Art & Decor >
Posters
Canvas Prints
Photo Tiles
Invitations & Stationery >
Save the Dates
Greeting Cards
Return Address Labels
Weddings >
Programs
Menus
Guest Books
Create Your Own >
Design Tool >

Create Your Own
Create something perfectly one-of-a-kind.

Gifts & OccasionsOpens a menu with links to top gift and moment-related pages.

Gifts for Everyone
Gifts for Him
Gifts for Her
Gifts for Parents
Gifts for Grandparents
Gifts for Kids
Gifts for Teens
Funny Gifts
Photo Gifts
Artisan Gifts
Gifts Under $50
Gifts Under $20
Shop Gifts >
Officially Licensed Stores
Disney
Marvel
Star Wars
Sesame Street
Peanuts
Harry Potter
College & Greek
DC Super Heroes
Dr. Seuss
Looney Tunes
Where the Wild Things Are
Shop All Brands >
All of Life's Moments
Weddings
Birthdays
Baby Showers
Disney Baby Showers
Top Gift Ideas
T-Shirts
Mugs
Pillows
Blankets
Aprons
More on Zazzle
New Arrivals
Shop Deals
Community Home Feed
Trending Creators
Gifting Ideas
Free Shipping with Zazzle Plus
Events with Hobnob
Zazzle Gift Cards

Personalized Gifts
Ideas for everyone on your list.

Invitations & StationeryOpens a menu with links to top invitations & stationery-related pages.

Invitations & Announcements >
Wedding Invitations
Baby Shower Invitations
Birthday Invitations
RSVP Cards
Save the Dates
Graduation Announcements
Graduation Invitations
Moving Announcements
Religious Invitations
Greeting Cards >
Letterpress Cards
PhotoPop Cards
Postcards
Birthday Cards
Thank You Cards
Mother's Day Cards
Father's Day Cards
Christmas Cards
Hanukkah Cards
Mailing Accessories >
Wax Seals & Wax Seal Stamp Kits
Embossers
Envelope Liners
Envelope Seals
Envelopes
Invitation Belly Bands
Return Address Labels
Rubber Stamps & Ink
Personalized Stationery >
Note Cards
Notepads
Post-it® Notes
Stationery Paper
Invitations & Stationery >

Invitations & Stationery
Great cards, invites, and mailing accessories to make your day.

Office & SchoolOpens a menu with links to top office & school-related pages.

Business Cards >
QR Code Business Cards
Hair Stylist Business Cards
Construction Business Cards
Office & School Supplies >
Calendars
Planners
Binders & Folders
Desk Accessories
Badges
Name Tags
Business Stationery >
Appointment Cards
Letterhead
Notepads
Rubber Stamps & Ink

Displays & Packaging >
Display Cards
Hang Tags & Package Inserts
Price Tags
Product Labels
Marketing Materials >
Flyers
Gift Certificates
Loyalty Cards
Referral Cards
Brochures
Discount Cards
Promotional Products
Menus & Price Lists
Bumper Stickers & Magnets
Signs & Posters >
Banners
Posters & Prints
Window Decals & Window Clings
Office & School >

Office & School
Explore perfectly custom office and school supplies.

Crafts & Party SuppliesOpens a menu with links to top crafts & party supplies-related pages.

Craft Supplies >
Fabric & Crafting Patterns
Scrapbook Albums
Rubber Stamps & Ink
Scrapbook Paper
Bookplates & Labels
Gift Wrapping Supplies >
Gift Boxes
Gift Tags
Ribbon
Stickers & Labels
Tissue Paper
Wrapping Paper
Décor >
Backdrops
Balloons
Confetti
Party Signs
Banners
Posters & Prints
Favors >
Candy Favors
Drink Mixes
Matchboxes
Hand Fans
Hot Sauces
Games & Activities >
Beer Pong Tables
Cornhole & Bag Toss
Fast Four
Topple Tower
Packaging >
Favor Bags
Favor Boxes
Favor Tags
Stationery >
Guest Books
Place Cards
Tableware >
Bottle Tags
Paper Napkins
Paper & Party Plates
Paper Bowls
Paper Cups
Paper Placemats
Table Card Holders
Wine Glass Charms & Tags
Crafts & Party >

Crafts & Party Supplies
Celebrate everything with custom party decorations and more.

Home & LivingOpens a menu with links to top home & living-related pages.

Home Décor >
Area Rugs
Door Signs & Hangers
Frames & Displays
Home Accents
Trinket Trays
Lighting & Electrical
Pet Supplies >
Beds
Neckwear & Bandanas
Collars
Leashes
Bowls
Barware & Bar Tools >
Beer Glasses & Steins
Shot Glasses
Bottle Openers
Lighters & Matches
Cookware & Serveware >
Cutting Boards
Serving Trays
Drinkware >
Mugs
Pitchers
Teapots
Water Bottles
Bathroom Accessories >
Bath Mats & Rugs
Bath Towels
Shower Curtains
Kitchen & Dining >
Magnets
Recipe Binders
Recipe Cards
Can Coolers
Lunch Boxes
Aprons
Kitchen Towels
Oven Mitts & Pot Holders
Bedding >
Pillows
Blankets
Duvet Covers
Pillowcases Automotive Accessories >
Bumper Stickers
Air Fresheners
Garden & Outdoor >
Outdoor Signs & Flags
Home & Living >

Home & Living
Everything you need to make your dream home perfectly you.

MoreOpens a menu with links to more categories of top pages.

Clothing & Shoes >
T-Shirts & Shirts
Hoodies & Sweatshirts
Socks
Shoes
Leggings
Home & Living >
Home Décor
Kitchen & Dining
Drinkware
Bedding
Pet Supplies
Garden & Outdoor
Accessories >
Buttons
Patches
Keychains & Lanyards
Hats
Suit Accessories
Travel Accessories
Bags & Wallets >
Tote Bags
Backpacks
Fanny Packs
Gym & Duffel Bags
Electronics >
Phone Cases & Accessories
Mouse Pads & Desk Mats
Speakers
Wireless Chargers
Sports & Outdoor Gear >
Tailgate & Lawn Games
Game Room
Golf Accessories & Golf Gear
Pickleball Paddles
Toys & Games >
Playing Cards
Puzzles
Wall Art & Décor >
Posters & Prints
Canvas Art
Wall Art Sets
Clocks
Tapestries
Wall Decals & Stickers
Wallpaper
Nursery & Kids' Room Décor >
Blankets
Door Signs
Nursery Art
Shop All >

Members get MORE!
Enjoy Unlimited* FREE Shipping and Exclusive Offers

Your_Smartass_Friend



Off-Color Cards and Gifts for your Friends and Enemies



Alexandria, VA



Home
Products
Collections
About



About

My brain is full of smartassery and funny thoughts, so I dumped them out onto cards, mugs, t-shirts, and more.

Latest Products Created

View All Products

Funny Card for New Homeowners

Sale Price $3.26.$3.26 Original Price $3.83.$3.83 Comp. value

Collections

View All Collections

Holiday Items

0 items

Products

View All Products

Save 15%

Funny Card for New Homeowners

Sale Price $3.26.$3.26 Original Price $3.83.$3.83 Comp. value

CREATOR

Samantha Hegre