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The Vows Had an Appendix Funny Wedding Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait or landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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The Vows Had an Appendix Funny Wedding Card

For the couple whose promises come with supporting documentation. A wedding scroll unrolls well beyond the lectern, paired with the caption “The vows had an appendix.” Printed illustration on a vertical 5 × 7-inch folded greeting card in Signature Matte, with a white envelope. The inside is blank for your message; the back has a small Zazzle mark. Fixed fictional artwork, not personalized portraits or a wedding program.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating334 Total Reviews
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By Inna K.April 15, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 4" x 5.6", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
great card and I will be using this fro me wedding detail shots .
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By AnonymousJune 17, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
The personalized card arrived today, in plenty of time for the wedding. It is beautiful! Thank you for sending it so quickly.
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By Mary T.October 1, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Looking for a special card for a young couple marrying in Church! Needed to let them know how this Blessing is the foundation for the start of their marriage!

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The Vows Had an Appendix Funny Wedding Card
Product ID: 256671417357214671
Created on: 10/31/2026, 3:13 AM
Rating: G