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Witty Typographic Birthday Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait or landscape)
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed
  • Add photos and text to both sides of this flat card at no extra charge
  • 4 curated paper types to choose from
  • *Recipient addressing is always free. Premium designs and return address printing are available as optional upgrades.

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

Witty Typographic Birthday Card

This greeting card features the phrase “THOU ART SO OLDE” stacked in tall black letters on a soft creamy background, turning the message into the main focal point. A rich crimson frame wraps the edges with curling decorative details, like something you’d find on an old printed page, but with a wink that suits a birthday 🎂. Red leafy sprigs, tiny berries, and small floral shapes weave through the open spaces, nudging up against the letters as if they’re leaning in close like old friends. The contrast between the sturdy black text and the lively red ornamentation gives the layout a cozy, teasing energy, like affectionate ribbing shared at a party 🎉. The lettering sits centered, with even spacing between the lines, while the border keeps everything neatly contained without feeling stiff. Fine line variations and scattered dot accents add a drawn-in-ink look, and the red details curl around the letter edges as though they’re gently holding the words in place. The bottom area shows more clustered red leaves and dots tucked into the corners of the crimson border.

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4.9 out of 5 stars rating18K Total Reviews
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By Michelle H.July 15, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I was searching high and low for an invitation that went with a fire theme (account my mom wants 70 real live burning candles on the cake) surprise birthday party. I found these and couldn’t buy them quick enough! They far exceeded my expectations! One word of caution is that they default to matte so if you want glossy finish you have to manually select it. I only changed where the 2 clip art pics were located to make space for the text. I even used the default font for the design. Comes with nice white envelopes that don’t need the upgrade. The feedback from the invitees has been amazing. Thanks Cathy for an amazing product!! *please note I redacted sensitive information on the pictures with black mark out. .
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By Kelli T.July 23, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This was my first time ordering from Zazzle. I was not disappointed! The card was amazing. I personalized it and that made it even more special. The amazing quality of the card was definitely noticeable. And you really can’t complain about the prices. Perfect. Clear. Not too dark, not too light. Just like it looked online.
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By Vivian W.November 18, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I have ordered many cards from Zazzle and the quality is outstanding. They design and deliver expeditiously. I highly recommend them. The printing was beautiful.

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thou art so oldebirthday greeting cardblack and red designrich crimson frame detailsred leafy sprigs designfloral shapes on cardcozy birthday greetingsaffectionate ribbing birthday carddrawn in ink designred details border card

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Witty Typographic Birthday Card
Product ID: 256234501700902967
Created on: 5/23/2026, 4:11 PM
Rating: G