Zombie Lincoln For President - Anti Trump Hillary

Can’t decide who to vote for? Forget ‘em! With today’s advancements in genetics and cloning, and considering our lackluster enthusiasm for either of today’s candidates, maybe it’s time we dug up one of America’s favorite all-time presidents to help lead our country during these difficult times. That’s right, I say it’s time to bring back Abraham Lincoln. So let’s all head on over to Lincoln’s tomb, grab some DNA, and clone one of our most beloved presidents back into the white house. Sure there’s always the chance he’ll turn out to be a soulless Zombie hungry for the brains of hapless victims and help lead the Zombie Apocalypse, but c’mon, wouldn’t that still be an improvement? And aside from the cool factor, could you imagine what the G8 summit would be like? And certainly nobody from Congress would mess with him. This is an Inside Out original. If you saw it somewhere else, they got it from me.