I am Alvin Greene: America's Candidate - Republican Plant. I surprisingly won the South Carolina Democratic Primary for US Senate, and would have been challenging Republican incumbent Jim DeMint. Now why would I say "would have been challenging"? Well, with my recent endorsements from Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and Al Gore I have decided to launch a campaign for President of these United States. Check out my merchandise. It won't go to support my campaign, but will be used to enrich the geniuses that have developed this great Alvin Greene parody. Only in America.