We are on a mission. There is an insidious world out there called Ballroom Dancing, that looks to ensnare everyone that walks through the doors of their local dance studio. Unsuspecting victims can find themselves losing weight, feeling better about themselves, and worst of all, finding romance! This has got to stop!
Please help us by spreading the word. Every little bit that you do goes a long way towards helping the cause.
However, if you choose to ignore us and stop into your closest ballroom dance studio, don't say we didn't warn you.
Oh, and by the way guys, before you start thinking you're all that on the dance floor, just remember, Ginger Rogers could do everything Fred Astaire could do, but she could do it backwards and in high heels.
(Disclaimer and legal mumbo jumbo: We are ballroom dancing addicts, just like you. And we have no intention of changing our ways. We just thought you should know that because "some" people have no sense of humor. Go figure.)