The Conservative Armory: The Official CFO Store

Finally! All the intolerant, judgmental, right-wing wit and wisdom you've come to know and love from Calvin Freiburger Online (rightcal.blogspot.com) is now available in pithy, wearable form! With tea parties and town halls popping up all over the place, it must be tough for poor Janet Napolitano to keep tabs on so many extremists. Why not help her out by proudly wearing your conservative views for all to see? It's the compassionate thing to do!