Looking at the Monsters is one thing, but really... don't you want to wear one?
Or drink out of one? Or lug it? Or send it through the mail? Of course you do!
And here's your chance.

All the products on Zazzle are remarkably customizable.
Each of the shirts, for example, is available in dozens of styles and colors,
and in at least two genders. You can even resize and reposition
the graphics as you see fit. Would you believe that a modern Monster mug
can become a sturdy Monster stein with just one click? It's true!

Enjoy the goods, customize to your heart's content,
and please remember that 344 LOVES YOU