Whenever I see a shirt that says "Old Navy" I wonder why there isn't a picture of a cog on it. (I want to admonish the folk who wear such shirts, but it would do no good-- therefore they will hear no Pepys out of me.)

We request anon a t-shirte emblazoned "The Honeye Badger reketh nat an oystre." Certes to be a bestesellere.

joined your store and twittered it

Ich haveth y-tried toe senden thys message ere this, and ich was refused entry bicause sum wrecche myn name had y-taked. Fie on the fowl cherl! In any case, here bith mine lytel suggestionne: Make this T-shirt - whych I do owne, to great delight from olden professores - into a hoody, and thow shalt drawe unto thee michel thuggishe trade. Ich do sweren on mine mothers skin, the whycche was liken a Spanish boote. Signed, Sir JohnMcLaughlin(4)

Great stuff. Great Blog, too, by the way. I think I'll be adding you to my favorites, and your blog to my nascent blogroll.

geoffrey chaucer oweth muchel royautees unto johannes gutenberg

nice shirts...it's funny since i was thinking of making some myself...though i wasn't going to be as bold as you in making "Bele Chose" ones :)

Got Medieval? lol

So, I really think there needs to be a "Serpentes on a Shippe" tshirt. That would pretty much rock my socks off. :)

I'm Impressed.. I must say, You are very good!! I am very impressed!! Keep Up the gewd Work! -butter527

What beth thys drasty "indiative"? Throw not glass bricks when you doth lyve in a brick house.

Please check your grammar. "If it pleseth" should be subjunctive, not indiative, and "yclepeth" has the past participle prefix stuck onto the front of a present indicative. To paraphrase Tom Lehrer, "Don't write ancient words if you can't spell!"

Out Out Damn Spot!!

i would prefer latest trend

You already had a marriage proposal. Thank you for reminding me to laugh at my rather unused, but much cherished M.A.

I would offer marriage to Chaucer but he is dead.

So ... Chaucer has no collided full-speed with pop-culture. And the fallout was hilarious - not disastrous. Who knewe thyt woulde happyn?