Hello,

My name is KC and I'm the owner of The Pants Offensive. I'm also it's proudest client.

Pants are lame. There's no better way to show your agreement than to sport the absolute finest T.P.O. gear on earth. People must know that pants are dangerous. They must be warned. For every item purchased in our stores, I personally will not wear pants for one day.

Happy shopping, and "down with pants!"