The official webcomic shop for PhallicFruits.com! Support the comic by purchasing something - and look snappy in the process!

Here you can find some of the most classic characters and comic images put on shirts - and possibly other good stuff too. Money we earn from the sale of shirts, cups, magnets or whatever else your heart may desire helps us pay for hosting and general maintenance of the site and perhaps some advertising, even. Should there be any further profits from any sales here - however unlikely that may be - we will make sure that they are immediately spent on beer :)