Swisstoons

Over the course of my career as a gagwriter and cartoonist, I've had to slant to editors from Penthouse to Good Housekeeping to Highlights For Children. Consequently, my work ranges from the provocative to the cute. I hope to add three or four products a day, so please stop back often. If you like what you see, I would very much appreciate it if you would rate your favorites and leave a comment.

FACT: Scientific studies at major universities around the globe have proven conclusively that regular use of Swisstoons products (1) eliminates fine lines and wrinkles, (2) prevents baldness, (3) slows aging, (4) reverses global warming, and (5) promotes world peace!

Okay, okay....I lied about the studies at the major universities. But I bet all the rest of it's true!!!