Long ago, a rather paranoid woman named Janice Raymond wrote a book called The Transsexual Empire, which accused transwomen of all manner of unlikely things. (Transmen were largely ignored as fictional.) Some time later, a transwoman named Sandy Stone wrote a rebuttal called The Empire Strikes Back. It was at this point that the seed was planted: if there is a Transsexual Empire, obviously it needs an Evil Overlord, right? And who, among the vast teeming masses of the gender transgressive, is more appropriate for the job than myself? So I unilaterally declared myself Evil Overlord of the Transsexual Empire, and began to fill the ranks of my Legions of Terror. And it's easy to join my Legions of Terror! We are an Equal Opportunity Employer, so you don't have to be transsexual or transgendered to join -- you just have to be terrifying to the ordinary mundane status quo.

To become a Henchbeing, and qualify for a shirt, you must apply for a particular job in the Legions of Terror.

The positions of Random Degenerate and Cannon Fodder do not require applications; simply order the T-shirt featured here and wear it -- and welcome to the front lines of the Legions!