Bacon!! Because Vegetables Suck (Standing Front)

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Bacon!! Because Vegetables Suck

Funny bacon quote flat card in bold black font: Bacon Because Vegetables Suck! Bacon is popular, very popular. Everybody loves bacon. Eat bacon strips and bacon strips and more bacon strips. All of your problems will go away forever when you love bacon and ignore vegetables.

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Product ID: 256200752110488071

Created on: 7/16/2024, 11:35 AM

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Bacon!! Because Vegetables Suck

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Size: 5.25" x 5.25"

Paper Type: Signature Matte

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Bacon!! Because Vegetables Suck

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