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Are traditional greeting cards just not meeting your needs? Do you need something with a little more snark and gloom? When Hallmark cards are too wholesome, come to Crustacean Salutations and find the perfect message of bitter misanthropy for your loved (or unloved) ones!
Tell them how you really feel.
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"Days are bad" mug for grumps
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"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
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DAYS ARE BAD mug
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Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
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"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
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"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
Sale Price $16.60. Original Price $20.75. Comp. value
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"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark color]
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"You light up my life" deep sea valentine Holiday Card
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"Good thing we found each other!" (FF) Valentine Holiday Card
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DAYS ARE BAD mug
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"Days are bad" mug for grumps
Sale Price $16.54. Original Price $19.45. Comp. value
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Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
Sale Price $13.56. Original Price $15.95. Comp. value
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Find love at CrustaceanSingles.com (sticker) Square Sticker
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Punny Goodbye: Deep-Archer (departure) Card
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"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
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Funny Birthday: Count the Rings Card
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Funny Birthday: Cake Full of Spiders Card
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"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
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