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TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
If you've got an offbeat sense of humor, Acid Wit is for you. We find the humor in things like cancer, date-rape and child molestation, and make it into pretty greeting cards for you.
No more stuffy, sappy, cheesy, religious greeting cards. We tell it like it is, and we don't sugar-coat it for you.
And we're equal opportunity offenders here, so don't get mad at us :)
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Rude Penguin: F*ck You Holiday Card
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Celebrate Alcohol Holiday Card
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I'm Sorry You Feel That Way Card
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Thank You for the Sh!tty Present Card
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Razor Blades Card
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Deadbeat Dad Bumper Sticker
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Please Die Soon Card
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I want YOU -- to go to rehab Cards
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I Love Food Stamps Bumper Sticker
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USA Drinking Team T-Shirt
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You Are Horrible Cards
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I Hate Your Band Cards
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I Pooped Today! Pinback Button
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I Pooped Today! T-Shirt
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Number Two Dad Coffee Mug
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If You Were a Zombie Card
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Deadbeat Dad Coffee Mug
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I Pooped Today! Coffee Mug
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