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My name is Jessica. I'm an English major, a feminist, an atheist and an off-the-wall general weirdo. I'm madly in love with my very best friend. I enjoy power chords, literature and my capacity for independent thought. In short, I'm one of those shifty degenerates about which your mother warned you.

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I hate to say I told you so, T-Shirt
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I hate to say I told you so, T-Shirt
Sale Price $13.60. Original Price $17.00. Comp. value
Once you step out of the fishbowl, T-Shirt
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Once you step out of the fishbowl, T-Shirt
Sale Price $18.56. Original Price $23.20. Comp. value
Be wary of Poets. T-Shirt
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Be wary of Poets. T-Shirt
Sale Price $17.72. Original Price $22.15. Comp. value
Awesomebot 5000 T-Shirt
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Awesomebot 5000 T-Shirt
Sale Price $13.60. Original Price $17.00. Comp. value
English nerds do it well. T-Shirt
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English nerds do it well. T-Shirt
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They left me out of the bible! T-Shirt
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They left me out of the bible! T-Shirt
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I put the 'disco' in disconcerting. T-Shirt
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I put the 'disco' in disconcerting. T-Shirt
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Evolution totally rules! T-Shirt
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Evolution totally rules! T-Shirt
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Rosie T-Shirt
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Rosie T-Shirt
Sale Price $14.44. Original Price $18.05. Comp. value
My boyfriend is jealous T-Shirt
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My boyfriend is jealous T-Shirt
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Can you keep a secret? T-Shirt
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Can you keep a secret? T-Shirt
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Check out this sloth! T-Shirt
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Check out this sloth! T-Shirt
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The Monkey Made Me Do It. Baby T-Shirt
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The Monkey Made Me Do It. Baby T-Shirt
Sale Price $10.72. Original Price $13.40. Comp. value
A squared plus B squared T-Shirt
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A squared plus B squared T-Shirt
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I made you a mix tape... T-Shirt
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I made you a mix tape... T-Shirt
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Haiku poems are neat T-Shirt
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Haiku poems are neat T-Shirt
Sale Price $17.72. Original Price $22.15. Comp. value
God is unbelievable! T-Shirt
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God is unbelievable! T-Shirt
Sale Price $18.56. Original Price $23.20. Comp. value
Free Hugs! T-Shirt
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Free Hugs! T-Shirt
Sale Price $14.44. Original Price $18.05. Comp. value
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