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Insane purveyor of random things and aspiring chef, Valark finds that there are far too many apparel items on the market that look to advertise a brand or make some sort of sense. This displeases Valark greatly, and inspires him to draw any nonsensical idea that occurs to him and plaster it onto t-shirts and the like. Valark rather enjoys writing about himself in the third-person and hopes that you find his apparel useful in clothing yourself to your satisfaction.
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Big Brother Isn't Interested T-Shirt
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Communist Cane Holiday Card
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Communist Cane Baby Bodysuit
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Tofu Block! T-Shirt
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Onion Cat T-Shirt
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Cursor T-Shirt
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Kawaii Boom Button
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Lightning T-Shirt
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Crosshatch Tie
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Pipe Plant T-Shirt
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Impossible Maze T-Shirt
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Keys Mug
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Synonym Roll T-Shirt
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Noodles Underground T-Shirt
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WTF T-Shirt
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Hat Zombie Stickers
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Danger T-Shirt
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Siren T-Shirt
Sale Price $18.66. Original Price $21.95. Comp. value