Throw Pillow

Some pillows are decorative. This one sets boundaries. Featuring the bold line, “I don’t have the time… or the crayons to explain this to you,” this throw pillow is perfect for anyone whose patience has a very clear expiration date. Add it to your couch, office chair, reading nook, or guest room for a little personality with a side of humor. It’s a great gift for the sarcastic spouse, the coworker who’s done explaining, or the friend who appreciates a clever comeback more than small talk. Soft, comfortable, and just the right amount of bold — because your home decor should say what you’re already thinking.