An Infinitude of Tortoises

Something to Delight, Offend, And/Or Mystify Almost Everyone!
☞ Stuff Unlike Other Stuff ☜

     If you do not read this, you will not get this.  If you do not get this, you will not know two key facts:
     (1) What you see here is only a small portion of the whole, something best experienced by View All Products.  To miss exactly the sort of thing you're looking for would be a crying shame, would it not?  ¡ǝdʎʇ ǝʌıʇısınbuı 'ɥƃnoɹoɥʇ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ʍǝuʞ ı 'ǝǝs
     (2) You can change the color and style and size and more of almost any clothing item (thereby changing the price); the combinations you see initially are only what The Proprietor thinks look good, not the only ones possible.  Feel free to experiment.  And if you can't quite get the effect you want, leave me a comment and I'll see what I can do to help.
     There, now you get it, and now you understand why it was important to do so.  Now go and be on the vanguard, quell your arcane yearnings, your yearnings for arcana — go explore stuff unlike other stuff!  Be seeing you.
     For even more infinitudinous tortoises, look for #infinitudetortoises on the good social network, Diaspora, and visit our brand-spanking-new blog. (Oh, and we shamefacedly confess to having a page at ; however, the avaricious Mr. Zoidberg has locked us out of it.)

IMPORTANT NOTE (2012-05-26): Yes, I know, I know — thingz iz lookin' mighty scwoowee around here at the moment. Not my doing: that's Zazzle's contribution. They may have it all fixed soon; one hopes. Meanwhile, just try to see around the snafu and the fubar ... please? Seriously, things looked much better here only recently. Thanks!