My name is Stephen Colbert, and I'm not running for President. Period.
(In case there's somebody out there who doesn't realize this is a joke, the real Stephen Colbert accepts no responsibility for this gallery...but demands a cut of the profits.)
you certainly don't look like a lady, so I guess it's safe to say that there are no immediate plans for new designs. Besides, I already offer a varied assortment. (If you don't understand the lady reference, I have recently been unfairly accused of inappropriate behaviour toward lady zazzlers and a restraining order has been placed on my tongue. Left wing nutjobs strike again.)