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Funny Birthday Cards

If you’ve ever felt that most birthday cards are too stiff or formal, then you’ve come to the right place! Escape the saccharine clichés, and instead send a tongue-in-cheek remark, cite a favorite aphorism or revive an embarrassing photo that they’d thought had long been deleted. Our Independent Creators have an incredible sense of humor, and you can see these pranksters’ best one-liners on the templates and search pages below. Learn more about how to add your own gags and witticisms to our paper products in the following walkthrough, and shop funny birthday cards on Zazzle today!

Top Designs for Funny Birthday Cards

Like we said earlier, our Independent Creators are always thinking of new ways to tickle your funny bone. Whether it’s a well-placed pun, a particularly animated cartoon or simply a pithy remark on the joys of growing older, there’s a card and template to suit every taste here. You can navigate this page by using the ‘Search Insights’ at the top of the page (those bubble-shaped thumbnails, captioned by keywords). There’s also the option to use the drop-down menus underneath the ‘Funny Birthday Cards’ heading, such as ‘Design Color,’ ‘Delivery Date’ and ‘Number of Photos.’ Personally, however, these are the pages that make us laugh the most – in a good way:

How to Customize Your Own Funny Birthday Greeting Cards

Now that you’ve amused yourself looking at our diverse templates, it’s time to step up and become one of our Independent Comedians. If you think you have a punchline that’s more uproarious than something featured on our birthday card artwork, you can hit the ‘Personalize’ or ‘Edit Design’ button to open our design tool. From there, you can upload funny photos, write anecdotes using our text boxes or alter the background color to something completely off the wall. Alternatively, and if the process so far didn’t send you into hysterics, then you can try designing a custom birthday card from scratch. Finally, when you’ve perfected your quips and comic strips, click ‘Done’ and ‘Add to Cart’ to ready your order for purchase. Once you’ve entered your card details and addresses, leave the production and shipping to us: we’re known for our well-timed delivery.

Funny Birthday Card Ideas

If humor doesn’t come naturally to you, it’s hard to think of something silly to say in a birthday card. Still, perhaps we can shed some light on the situation via our articles on "Happy Birthday Quotes & Wishes for Friends & Family" and "36 Personalized Birthday Cards & Best Birthday Card Designs", both of which feature specific quotes and jokes you can borrow for your design. If you’re shopping for your dad, think about dad jokes and so-bad-they’re-good puns ("Another birthday has crȇpe’d up on you," together with a picture of a pancake); if you’re shopping for your mother, you could comment on your relationship ("Happy birthday from your daughter Tech Support"). For siblings, remind them of your status as the favorite child, of any outstanding favors you might be due and of how grateful they should be for your presence in their life ("You’re so lucky to have me as a sister"). For best friends, start with "Remember the time…" and relate an anecdote or funny memory, peppered with in-jokes and references that only they’ll understand. Finally, if you’re wishing your significant other a happy birthday, then thank them for all they do for you – even the more mundane things ("Thank you to the man who brings joy into my life – and cups of tea into my hand"). Use your imagination, and feel free to draw inspiration from our funny birthday gifts and funny birthday t-shirts as well!

Customer Reviews – Funny Birthday Cards

★★★★★ "Smell the Coffee Birthday Card"

A funny birthday card for your BFF of any age!

★★★★★ "Funny Birthday Card"

This birthday card is hilarious! The card is made of great quality, thick paper. It's better than I expected.

★★★★★ "Hysterically Funny Card"

I needed a funny birthday card for a family member, and this was just perfect! As always with the cards I order from Zazzle, both the card stock and the printing were excellent, and the choices were awesome.